SOUTH PARK
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
Inspired by Seth Cohen -- sacohen@umaryland.edu
(To the tune of "Love Shack" by the B-52s)

CHEF
  You will see a wooden sign
  Sticking out of the snow
  For that pissant white trash town

LADIES
  South Park
  South Park, yeah
  Livin' in the Colorado hick town
  Lookin' for action, getting down
  Headin' for action, head, yeah

CHEF
  I got me a woody
  I'm big as a whale
  And we're makin' sweet love down in South Park
  I got a waterbed
  It fits about seven
  So hurry up, I'll bring you straight to heaven

LADIES
  Well, South Park is a pissant white town where
  We can get sweet lovin'
  South Park, baby

CHEF
  South Park, baby!

LADIES
  South Park, baby, South Park
  South Park, baby, South Park

CHEF
  Sign says stay away fools
  'Cause love rules
  Here in South Park

LADIES
  Well it's set way back
  On a Rocky volcano
  Just hot funky lava
  And we all gotta go

  Lovin' on the mattress
  Lovin' in the bedroom
  Lovin' on the front porch
  Lovin' in the Spring bloom

  Well, South Park is a pissant white town where
  We can get sweet lovin'
  South Park, baby

CHEF
  South Park, baby!

LADIES
  South Park
  Love in the dark
  South Park
  Love in the dark

CHEF
  Huggin' and a kissin'
  Spankin' and a lovin'
  Wearin' next to nothing
  Cause it's hot as my oven

  My whole house boogies
  when everybody's moanin'
  Louder and louder and louder

LADIES
  Everybody's moanin'
  Everybody's groanin' baby!

CHEF
  Chicks linin' up inside just to go down

LADIES
  Everybody's moanin'
  Everybody's groanin' baby!

CHEF
  Bumpin' in South Park
  Humpin' in South Park

  Check out my woody
  It's as big as a whale
  And it's about to get tail!
  I got a waterbed
  It fits about seven
  So hurry up, I'll bring you straight to heaven

LADIES
  Well, South Park is a pissant white town where
  We can get sweet lovin'
  South Park, baby

CHEF
  South Park, baby!

LADIES
  South Park, baby, South Park
  South Park, baby, South Park

  Bang bang bang on the bed baby!

CHEF
  Moan a little louder, sugar!

LADIES
  Bang bang bang on the bed baby!

CHEF
  I can't hear you

LADIES
  Bang bang

CHEF
  On the floor baby!

LADIES
  Bang bang

CHEF
  On the floor

LADIES
  Bang bang

CHEF
  On the floor baby!

LADIES
  Bang bang

CHEF
  You're what?

LADIES
  Fifteen, busted!

  South Park, baby, South Park
  South Park, baby, South Park
  South Park, baby, South Park
  South Park, baby, South Park

CHEF
  Bumpin' and a-grindin'
  Down in South Park