Bert Ribeiro (clutch26@sprintmail.net) asked:
BR>I'm holding a little contest at my South Park site.  I need entries
BR>from all of you to write the "12 days of South Park"...

SOUTH PARK'S TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org

On the 12th day of South Park, Kris Kringle gave to me:

TWELVE Kick-the-babies
ELEVEN Teachers griping
TEN Pies for Cartman
NINE Deaths for Kenny
EIGHT Gay animals
SEVEN Rounds of ammo
SIX Ships of aliens
FIVE Cheesy poofs!!!
FOUR Monkey butts
THREE Crack whores
TWO Sluts for Chef
and our Savior on the TV!