DIVAS IN VEGAS
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Viva Las Vegas" by Elvis Presley)

Whole lotta flamers going to this Con
Gonna set the town on fire
We've never seen Arthur and Brady get so drunk
Bill's outside getting higher
There's a thousand normal geeks that's we're gonna freak
And a thousand sequinned showgirls let's take a peek
But out in my boa I am still unique
We're divas in Vegas
Divas in Vegas

How I wish that there was time
For a whole lot more preshows today
If we just had our props we'd come out tops
But who care about prizes anyway?
We'll walk about in makeup and our black fishnets
A Fremont experience they won't forget
We will show Las Vegas ain't seen nothing yet
Divas in Vegas
Divas in Vegas

Divas in Vegas, where Bob's car's crashin'
And all the Trixies are flashin'
It'll drive you insane
Divas in Vegas struttin' out into nighttime
Partyin' into daytime
If you do it once you'll never be the same again

I'm gonna act butch and tough
I'll play Twister in the buff
Walking through casinos dressed in drag
I'll vogue and say cheese
Photographed by Japanese
Behave till it's time to shag
I'm color my lips and powder my nose
Wear my lucky pair of pantyhose
I'll hit all the casinos and take in some shows
We're divas in Vegas
Divas in Vegas
Divas in Vegas
Divas in Vegas