FISHNET FIESTA
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Copa Cabana" by Barry Manilow)
(The idea to parody "Copa Cabana" was Erica Sandhaus')

His name was Brady
He loved the ladies
His panty fetish sure was odd
His favorite, it came from Quad
And Mark Tomaino
Drinks rum and Drano
And though they're trying to do "Shock"
Some prefer to do "The Rock"
Ktinx has her own brew
Bill Brennan's smoking too
We're all groovin' in Arizona
Where the Hell are you?

At the Fishnet, Fishnet Fiesta
EMonk's in a drunken siesta
At the Fishnet, Fishnet Fiesta
Before you've got some ask Ruth for a condom
In your fishnets...

His name is Michael
He is a Mad Man
We don't know what part he will get
The list isn't posted yet
We hope it's finished
Before we get there
But either way we'll have some fun
With or without VH-1
And on Southwestern flew
Marc Berman, Rocky's Jew
He wanted to get off a mile high
And he's looking at you!

At the Fishnet, Fishnet Fiesta
EMonk's in a drunken siesta
At the Fishnet, Fishnet Fiesta
Before you've got some ask Ruth for a condom
In your fishnets...

And then the contest
Of all the costumes
If the losers all get pissed-off
They'll have to deal with Pitroff
Come see the preshows
Say hi to Cosmo
We'll have some new kids at the Con
How do you think they'll get on
Carrie and Erica
Crossing America
They'll be tempted with booze and Twister
Let's hope we don't bicker

At the Fishnet, Fishnet Fiesta
EMonk's in a drunken siesta
At the Fishnet, Fishnet Fiesta
Before you've got some ask Ruth for a condom
In your fishnets...