ROCKY GIRL
By Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Punk Rock Girl" by the Dead Milkmen)


One Saturday I took a ride to the movie
I met a girl there and she was dressed so groovy
Rocky girl
Come in with me, I brought TP
Let's drink until we hurl
Just you and me, Rocky girl

I tapped her on the shoulder and took her to the back row
She winked at me and nudged and asked "You wanna go?"
Rocky girl
Step to the right
You're outta sight
I'll wear my Franky pearls
They're just for you, Rocky girl

We joined the local Rocky Horror cast
And got stripped really fast
The leader said "Hold on, you have to start with props!"
So we ran behind the curtain, and did stuff with the props
Till someone playing Eddie dragged back the jukebox
And then Frank sang about dreaming'
So we started screamin'
And spelled F "you see" K...

We played Magenta and Riff Raff with extra zeal
After Rocky escaped she grabbed me and sucked until I squealed
Rocky girl
You've got my heart
Let someone else finish the part
Let's go out for a whirl
Yeah, you're with me, Rocky girl

We went to a Rocky con
And laughed at the performers
In the audience we talked to folks we didn't know
We asked 'bout Ritz O'Brien
They asked us who he was
We said if you don't know Ritz O'Brien
Then your brain cells must be fryin'

Back in Bill Brennan's room that night we started rollin'
All the blood rushed up to her face
On me, something else got swollen
Rocky girl
I love you so
Please be my ho
I'll give you beanie squirrels
Just you and me
While Atlas holds the world
Just you and me
The Tranny flag's unfurled
Just you and me, Rocky Girl