ROCKY FAN
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org/
(To the tune of "Rocket Man" by Elton John and Bernie Taupin)

We closed our show last year somewhere
Now we've got no place to play
And I'm gonna wish I could be there today
I miss the show so much every midnight
I miss my homeless cast
With such a bright spotlight

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till I hear Frank say pleasure is no crime
I'm not the kind that sits around at home
Oh no no no
I'm a Rocky fan
Rocky fan, wearing high-heeled shoes at home alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till I shout lines with clever puns or rhymes
I'm gonna climb the walls if I stay home
I need to go
I'm a Rocky fan
Rocky fan, watching videos at home alone

There ain't no nearby place to watch the show
In fact it's far as hell
And there's no way you can play there if you go
And these withdrawals I don't understand
It's just my way to end the week
Oh Rocky fan, oh Rocky fan

And I think it's gonna be a long long drive
To reach that show I'd better leave at five
I cannot watch another Friday go
Oh no no no
I'm a Rocky fan
Rocky fan, burning up the road at night alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long drive
Till showtime brings me casts performing live
I will not miss another Friday show
I've got to go
I'm a Rocky fan
Rocky fan, finally with my friends I'm not alone

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
And I think it's gonna be a long long time