BOTHER, ARTHUR
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
and Vanessa "Q" Vittoe -- DikOfDeth@aol.com -- http://www.robcrusade.com/
(to the tune of "Dammit, Janet" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show")


Hey Arthur
Yes Q?
I have something to say...
Uh huh?
I had your punch and I'm starting to sway
You made it even stronger than yesterday...

You're making my liver grow harder, Arthur
My mom loves you, so does my father, Arthur
We both love to read Harry Potter, Arthur
But I've one thing to say and that's bother, Arthur, I love you

I really want you as my partner, Arthur
I don't think I can take this verse farther, Arthur
There just aren't enough good rhymes for Arthur, Arthur
I've one thing to say and that's bother, Arthur, I love you

Here's some punch to make you more compliant
There's three ways our love can grow
That's big, bigger, and super-giant
Oh, A-R-F-E-R I love you so!

Oh it's stronger than my friend John's homebrew, Oh Q
These feelings you give me are so new, Oh Q
You're the only one I will go to, Oh Q
I've one thing to say and that's Q, I do, I love you

Oh Q
Oh Bother
I do
Oh Arthur
Love you
I love you too-oo-oo
There's one thing left to do, ah oo

And that's go get my fishnets and garter, Arthur
Can we use this as a preshow starter, Arthur?
I won't take "no" for an answer, Arthur
Now I've one thing to say and that's bother, Arthur, I love you