THE POWERSLUT GIRLS -- THE CREATION A Rocky Horror Picture Show/Powerpuff Girls Crossover By Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org [Scene: Professor Utonium's laboratory, in a castle outside Dentonville. The Professor, wearing a green lab coat with a red triangle, is talking to himself as he carries in various ingredients and a large, wooden spoon (for stirring) and sets them up around a huge pot...] Professor Utonium: Tonight, I am about to make my breakthrough in biochemical research. It was strange the way it happened, suddenly I got a break. All the pieces seem to fit into place! The answer was there all the time, it took an innocent nursery rhyme to give me the recipe I needed... and that's how I discovered the secret! Yes, I have that knowledge... And tonight is the night that my beautiful creatures are destined to be BORN! [The Professor starts to add the ingredients to the pot, and starts to sing, and stir, as he does so] PERFECT YOUNG GIRLS Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org (to the tune of the "The Charles Atlas Song" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show") A normal boring old scientist Will get slapped in the face When he tries to get kissed So back to the lab I call a checkered cab The bruise on my face makes me feel a disgrace Why won't they listen... to me All that I want is just a little family I'd love them, they'd love me I'd be a good man But baby, I need a woman I'll experiment by myself with sugar and spice Try to mix up ingredients, and everything nice Perfect children, maybe even hair up in curls And all by myself I'll make the perfect young girls They'll play dress-up, with make-up And play games, hide and seek They'll get lots of attention from me each week Such paternal loving and I'll buy them all pearls And all alone by myself I'll make the perfect young girls [A side door to the laboratory opens, and a small monkey named Mojo Jojo comes running in. He dances around the Professor, who fails to even notice Jojo is there. Furious, Jojo starts to sing and run around the lab recklessly] MOJO JOJO Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org (to the tune of "Hot Patootie" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show") MOJO JOJO Whatever happened to Mojo Jojo Your lab monkey's just a little slow You ain't been the same since yesterday I broke your PC, I said I couldn't pay I used to help you with your experiments You never used to mind it when I caused some dents Then the other day when I burned off all your hair I'm just being friendly, you act like I'm not there Oh Professor Utonium, why must you treat me like a bum? Oh Professor Utonium, why must you treat me like a bum? Oh Professor Utonium, why must you treat me like a bum? Oh Professor Utonium, why must you treat me like a bum? My head used to swim from all the fumes I smelled My hands kind of fumbled with all the stuff I held I'd take some of your potions and then have a taste But I cannot understand why I'm gonna be replaced Please talk to me, I'll try to be good Instead of glass jars and tubes can't you just use wood Then I learned about your plan to try to make some girls I felt pretty bad and I really had to hurl Oh Professor Utonium, why must you treat me like a bum? Oh Professor Utonium, why must you treat me like a bum? Oh Professor Utonium, why must you treat me like a bum? Oh Professor Utonium, why must you treat me like a bum? [Jojo bumps into Professor Utonium, causing him to strike and break with the spoon a large glass container labelled "CHEMICAL SEX"... Alarms go off, lights flash, and the chemical spills into the pot of ingredients, and onto Jojo... There is an explosion, and then three cute, glowing girls (the POWERSLUT GIRLS -- Columbia, Janet, and Magenta) float out of the pot. Jojo, unnoticed, flees...] Professor Utonium (still talking to himself): Don't be upset. It looks like a successful experiment... They definitely have charm and, err, glowing personalities... (sings:) PERFECT YOUNG GIRLS (Reprise) Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org (to the tune of the "The Charles Atlas Song (Reprise)" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show") But some sugar and some spi-ice And everything that's ni-ice Makes me, oooh, stir, Makes me want to make the perfect young her-er-er And all by myself I'll make the perfect young girls I don't use no snips and snails And no puppy-dog tails [JANET sings: "I can talk to squirrels!"] And all by myself I'll make the perfect young girls And I'll give them pearls And all by myself I'll make the perfect young girls [Professor and Girls hug. Fade to black]