O-S-C-A-R
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of an old "Oscar Mayer" bologna commercial)


Our bandleader has a first name
It's O-S-C-A-R
Our bandleader has a second name
It's D-R-I-L-L
Oh, I love to hear him every day
And if you ask me why I'll say
'Cuz Oscar Drill, he has a way
With suburban garage sound, and he's gay