NELL
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Hell" by the Squirrel Nut Zippers)

In the doctor's lab
That's where you'll find the monster on the slab
People would trade their left tit
But not Columbia cuz she's seen it

On the DTV
You could be set up by evil Farley
See the nurse whose ass is fine
But tomorrow's when she says to sign

People watching attentively
Doing the Time Warp and revelry
I used to think that dancing was obsolete
Until I saw the young girl tapping her feet

This is a place where nocturnally
Frank is attached to your body
Love is sucked out and tossed aside
But the ex-groupie still stands with pride

In the doctor's lab
That's where you'll find the monster on the slab
People would trade their left tit
But not Columbia cuz she's seen it

Cosmo, Nation, Bert, Farley,
Ralph Hapschatt, Macy, and all...
But she ignores the plots they tried
She has Ricky standing by her side

On the DTV
You could be set up by evil Farley
See the nurse whose ass is fine
But tomorrow when she says to sign

Now the C and the O and the L
And the U and the M and the B
And the I and A
Oh my God, I've had it
Just dump Rocky and you'll see my tit

Now the A and the N and the S
And the A and the L and the O
And the N and G
Say goodnight, thanks a heap
And now it's time for us all to sleep