HEARTBREAK CASTLE
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis Presley)

Well, since the Hapschatts married
Janet started to hassle
I asked her "would you" then we drove to
The Heartbreak Castle

It got me so horny, baby
Then I was sorry
I got so sorry I could cry

And although it's always crowded
Frank comes to every room
He's broken in new lovers
Who mistook him in the gloom

It got me so horny, baby
Then I was sorry
I got so sorry I could cry

Well, the butler came in screamin'
And the maid was dressed in gold
Well they took him down with laser beams
And they left him wet and cold

It got me so horny, baby
Then I was sorry
I got so sorry I could cry

Hey now, if your baby loves you
And you want to avoid my Hell
Just take it from me, don't go to
The Heartbreak Castle