FRED'S NEW ROCKY/WEIRD AL VAN
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Frank's 2000-Inch TV" by Weird Al Yankovic)
Check out Fred's van at:
http://jupiter.beseen.com/chat/cgi-bin/Member.fcg?name=fredsvan


Drivin' around the city, showing off to everyone
Faces and album covers and it clearly is a lot of fun
I still remember when Fred's old vehicle died far from the Con
What a piece of crap, I hear she just ditched it and moved on
And the other fans just drool
They say, "That Fred is no fool, it is so cool!"

It's Fred's new Rocky/Weird Al van
Come and see it if you can
Fred's new Rocky/Weird Al van

There's the big lips in front, underneath the name on the hood
'Cause Fred's a Rocky fan and she decided that it would be good
She painted faces of the characters up the right side
Weird Al Yankovic's pics also get to take a ride
All of his album covers
Even rare "Peter and the Wolf" for Al lovers
And I'm really so impressed
If she says I can ride it I'll take the next plane west

To Fred's new Rocky/Weird Al van
Come and see it if you can
Fred's new Rocky/Weird Al van
Come and see it if you can

I'm gonna have to see it 'cause it's sweet
It's like my record collection is driving down the street
Whoa, hey now...  hey now na na na now
Hey now...  hey now na na now

Fred's new Rocky/Weird Al van
Come and see it if you can
You won't believe it
Fred's new Rocky/Weird Al van
Come and see it if you can
Fred's new Rocky/Weird Al van
Sent the pics to Bermuda Schwartz for him to scan
Fred's new Rocky/Weird Al van
Fred's new Rocky/Weird Al van