FLOORSHOW BLITZ
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet)

Are you ready Brad?  (Uh-huh)
Rocky?  (Grunt)
Slut?  (Okay)
Columbia...
Let's go!

Oh I've been getting so hard
Loving all the things you do with me
I'm a wild and untamed thing
I'd like to tell you what you dream you'll be

Then we see a man in the back
Stepping out of the black
His head is as bald as the moon
And the girl who's his sister
Is going to whisper
Cause she thinks she's on her way home soon

Oh Yeah!
It was like lightning
It was so very frightening
Antimatter was beaming
And they all started screaming

[CHORUS]
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
And the man in the back
Said I'm gonna attack
And they turned and saw that psycho Ritz
And the girl in the corner
No one was gonna warn her
So she got shot right between the tits
Floorshow blitz [x4]

I'm reaching for the curtain
Climbing over's all that I can do
Then I swiftly fall down in pain
When you run to me I've already left you

And the man in the back
Looks like he's on crack
As he screams "They never liked me!"
And then poor Rocky Horror
Folds just like a flower
As he kills him with a quick blast or three

Oh Yeah!
It was electric
So perfectly hectic
And the house started leaving
Cause they humans were fleeing

[CHORUS]

Oh Yeah!
It was like lightning
It was so very frightening
Antimatter was beaming
And they all started screaming

[CHORUS]

It's it's a floorshow blitz [x3]
Yeah, it's a floorshow blitz