FRANKIE'S GIRL
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of the "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield)


Frankie's my boyfriend
Ever since I made that delivery
But now I gotta give him a big piece of my mind
Frankie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him in those Mouse ears, I just know it
Yeah and he's snogging her in his lab late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Frankie's girl
I wish that I had Frankie's girl
Where can I find a groupie like that?

I play along with Frankie's game
He doesn't seem to notice that things have changed
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I hide and watch them from the freezer
And they haven't got a clue

'Cuz she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him in those Mouse ears, I just know it
And he's snogging her in his lab late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Frankie's girl
I wish that I had Frankie's girl
Where can I find a groupie like that?
Like Frankie's girl
I wish that I had Frankie's girl
Where can I find a groupie
Where can I find a groupie like that?

Next she's hangin' with that domestic dyke
Doing it with everyone but me
Big and hairy, I've got a bitchin' bike
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?

Tell me, where can I find a groupie like that?

You know, I wish that I had Frankie's girl
I wish that I had Frankie's girl
I want Frankie's girl
Where can I find a groupie like that
Like Frankie's girl
I wish that I had Frankie's girl
I want, I want Frankie's girl