FRANKFURTER'S CASTLE
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of the "Gilligan's Island" theme song)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of an asshole's life
That started from his friend's wedding
He asked Janet to be his wife
The best man was asshole Brad Majors
His girlfriend, a slut, no jive
They got into his car that night
For a three-hour drive
A three-hour drive

The weather started getting rough
The left front tire went bang
They went for a phone in a nearby castle
On the front bell Brad rang
On the front bell Brad rang

The couple came into this castle to a convention
With Magenta...  her brother, too
FrankFurter...  and Rocky
Columbia...  Eddie and Dr. Scott
Here in Frankfurter's Castle!!