THE FRANKY BUNCH
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of the "Brady Bunch" theme song)

Here's the story
Of a girl named Janet
Who was with an asshole by the name of Brad
Both of them were in his car
To see Doc Scott
Until his tire went flat

Here's the story
Of a man named Franky
Who was busy with many freaks, to be sure
They were in the castle
Building a monster
But Franky wanted more

Til the one day when the couple found the castle
And they saw the man named Riff with a hunch
Then this group, it somehow formed an orgy
That's the way they all became the Franky Bunch!