From:       meisterflop@boog.org (Arthur Levesque)
Newsgroups: alt.cult-movies.rocky-horror,alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject:    Re: What is O' Brien (not) doing about that sequel?...
Date:       1 Jul 2002 10:44:38 GMT

>>What is O' Brien (not) doing about that sequel?...

Dawn>Honestly, I hope he isn't doing anything about the sequel.  Instead,
Dawn>how about this idea, edit the ending to RHPS.

Dawn>alternate ending #1....the classic "it was all just a dream" ending

  Wayne Campbell:  "It was all just a dream..."

  [Camera pulls back, to reveal that Wayne and Garth are both wearing
  fishnets and heels]

  Wayne:  "Or was it?!?"

  [Wayne and Garth scream]

Dawn>alternate ending #2....AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER....
Dawn>THE END!  =)

  Janet:  "My God!  You killed them!"

  Magenta:  "But I thought you liked them!  They liked you..."

  Riff Raff:  "It's OK, I only had the Trident set on 'stun'.  You see,
    I learned something today.  I learned the importance of dealing with
    my anger in constructive ways, and communication."

  [Frank pulls himself out of the pool]

  Frank:  "And I learned something important today, too!  I learned that
    if I want other people to respect me and accept me as I am, that I
    have to be just as willing to accept them the way they are.  I
    shouldn't try to change the world to fit my ideals.  I also learned
    that 'no' means 'no'."

  Rocky:  "Grunt!"

  [They all smile, group-hug, and laugh]

But Dawn, how could you forget the "Scooby-Doo" ending?

  [Brad, Janet, and Dr. Scott flee the castle.  Riff and Magenta head
  up to the control room.  As they open the door, buckets fall from above
  over their heads and blind them.  They stagger a few steps forward, and
  discover that the floor has been greased.  Someone pushes them from
  behind, and they slide across the floor into a big net.  They are
  trapped.]

  Velma:  "Jinkies!  It's worked!"

  Shaggy:  "Yeah; I'm, like, so glad we didn't have to go with 'Plan B',
    right Scoob?"

  Scooby:  "Rou rean, rhere re roth ret rucked rup rhe rass ry
    Rank-N-Rurter?

  Fred:  "Now let's see who these two *really* are!"

  [Fred and Daphne walk over to the bound and struggling Riff and
  Magenta and pull off their masks]

  Daphne [shocked]:  "Sonny and Cher?!?"