DON'T YOU WANT ME JANET
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Don't You Want Me" by Human League)


[BRAD'S VERSE]
You were learning as a student in a science class
When I met you
I checked you out, I picked you up, admired your ass
Asked you if you'd say "I do"
Now ten hours later on you're everyone's brand new lass
Virtue don't seem easy for you
But don't forget you never gave me a thing for gas
And I can drive off without you

[CHORUS]
Slut, don't you want me?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that you did Frankie
Slut, don't you want me?
You know I don't believe you when you say that you did Rocky
It's too easy to prove
You fuck whatever moves
You'd better fuck me too or we will both be sorry
Don't you want me Janet?
Don't you want me, oh?
Don't you want me Janet?
Don't you want me, oh?

[JANET'S VERSE]
I was working as a student underneath Doctor Scott
That much is true
You never wondered how I got the grades that I got
Without studying with you
For all of my life I have been so good -- not!
What is virtue?
But now I think it's time I moved on to someone hot
Forget about assholes like you

[CHORUS]

Don't you want me Janet?
Don't you want me, oh?

[Repeat and fade]