DENVER, DENVER
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Denton, USA" from "Shock Treatment")


You'll find lots of rocks, wide open spaces
And just three or four of ethnic races
In Denver...
You'll find a Broncos game and a skiing slope
Lots of booze, and tons of dope
In Denver...
You'll find colleges and a gay rodeo
Denver's always covered with snow
Tumbleweeds and bushes thorny
And Denver girls are *whistles* always horny
You may call us a pissant little white town
But at Ogden we really get down
In D-E-N-V-E-R
Don't take your car 'cuz it is too far!
If you're coming for our great convention
Make sure you give Bev Garrish a mention
Again and again, and again and again, and again!

Denver, Denver, you're the first contender
For RockyCons in 99!
Denver, Denver, won't you please remember
We're all coming by, we'll get a mile high
In Denver, Denver we'll be fine!

We're in the mountains of America
We named them after Rocky
This is the birthplace of the South Park show
The home of anarchy
Moviewise, we're also showing "Shock"
Enjoy your stay, please be jolly and gay
And we'll all knock Denver, Denver from it's socks!

Denver, Denver, you're the first contender
For RockyCons in 99!
Denver, Denver, won't you please remember
We're all coming by, we'll get a mile high
In Denver, Denver we'll be fine!

Denver, Denver, nothing rhymes with Denver
But I'm almost finished, it's OK
Denver, Denver, one long weekend bender
You're the acceptible place
Where we'll get shitfaced
In Denver, Denver, let's get laid!