HE'S BANGING BRAD
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls)

Hello!  I'm your narrator (uh huh)
And I've got a tale for you
You better listen!
Get ready for a strange journey
And leave those umbrellas at home

Frank-N-Furter is rising
His head is going low
According to their shadows
Brad is about to blow
Cause tonight for the first time
Although he's 28 years old
For the first time in his whole life
Brad Majors' gonna get cornholed

He's banging Brad!  Ay chihuahua!
He's banging Brad!  Oh man!
He had to sneak in, put on a Janet wig
Before he could seduce that prig
He's banging Brad!  Ay chihuahua!
He's banging Brad!  What a messy man!
Tall, dark, innocent
It took Brad to make Frank spent

Doctor Frank-N-Furter
He does men and women too
Had Rocky and Janet
And knew that he couldn't stop at two
He knows every angle
To captivate a guy
So that each and every human
Sees that he's a perfect bi
He's banging Brad!  Ay chihuahua!
He's banging Brad!  Oh man!
He's banging Brad!  Ay chihuahua!
He's banging Brad!  Oh man!

Brad sang "Once in a While"
Had regrets for what they did
Can't stop thinking
About getting head
Watched Frankie leave and stayed in bed

After Frank-N-Furter
Left to see where Rocky was
Brad stayed smoking a fag
In a mellow post-coital buzz
Riff Raff came upon him
Had to come inside him next
Showed that each and every Tranny
Was bi and oversexed
He's banging Brad, yeah!

The castle is rising
The humans left behind
Deep inside Brad Majors
The truth's not hard to find
After that night and for all time
He thinks about what he had
And now he lives with Doc Scott
Who's gonna start banging Brad...

He's banging Brad!  Ay chihuahua!
He's banging Brad!  Oh man!
He's banging Brad!  Ay chihuahua!
He's banging Brad!