FRANK TOOK THEM ALL NIGHT LONG
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC)

He was a flaming queen
He wore a gown of green
He was the sweetest transvestite that they'd ever seen
He had a handyman
And a Franky fan
Rocky Horror, he was blond with a tan
Didn't know how to share
Took them all in the rear
He turned Brad Majors into some kind of queer

'Cuz the beds were shaking
Janet was quaking
Brad's ass was aching
Rocky was making it and Frank
Took them all night long
Once or maybe twice, yeah Frank
Took them all night long
Popped Majors and Weiss, yeah Frank
Took them all night long
Taught them all a new vice, yeah Frank
Took them all night long

Getting double time
With his seduction lines
Turn yourself to pleasure, he said it's no crime
Came to them in disguise
His approach was lies
Made a meal out of her and came with the guys
Then to take him down
Riff Raff came around
Now they all heard him scream that Frankie was extreme

'Cuz the beds were shaking
Janet was quaking
Brad's ass was aching
Rocky was making it and Frank
Took them all night long
Once or maybe twice, yeah Frank
Took them all night long
Popped Majors and Weiss, yeah Frank
Took them all night long
Taught them all a new vice, yeah Frank
Took them all night long