TRAINING GROUND JUSENKYO
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(to the tune of "Mexican Radio" by Wall Of Voodoo)


I feel a wet splash on my shoulder
And suddenly I'm not just colder
Feel the change and then self-pity
Looking down and I see titties

Why'd I listen to my father
Go to China, shouldn't bother
Used to worry about bone breaks
Never heard of accursed lakes

I'm at the training ground, Jusenkyo
I'm at the training ground, oh no, Jusenkyo

Now I have to avoid the water
Don't want to be a panda's daughter
Got some fiancees, suitors likewise
Problem is that some are guys

I'm at the training ground, Jusenkyo
I'm at the training ground, oh no, Jusenkyo

Wish I was home in my doho
With a restored male mojo
No hourly showers to make me revert
No getting beat up, called a pervert

There's other people got the curse too
That pig Ryoga and cat Shampoo
Even poor Mousse has had his luck down
How exactly does a duck drown?

I'm at the training ground, Jusenkyo
I'm at the training ground, oh no, Jusenkyo
I'm at the training ground, Jusenkyo
I'm at the training ground, oh no, Jusenkyo

Jusenkyo, Jusenkyo, Jusenkyo
(Which curse is this?)

I'm at the training ground, Jusenkyo
I'm at the training ground, oh no, Jusenkyo
I'm at the training ground, Jusenkyo
I'm at the training ground, oh no, Jusenkyo