ADDICTED TO SMEG
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer)


Your TV's on, can't shut it off
Gotta watch some more Red Dwarf
You watch "Queeg," or "Body Swap"
Or Kryten as a cyber-cop

You've no life, and no job
Like Lister, you're a slob
Rimmer is dead, still the boss
Mister Flibble is very cross

Whoa, you like to say that you're a fan of the Dwarf, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to smeg

You see a chef playing a GELF
And Adolf Hitler playing himself
Ruby Wax, she plays the host
AbFab's bubbles, a techno-ghost, a hologram
You're in a jam
You think Star Trek is all a sham
You've seen 'em all, what's to do
Aren't enough shows for you

Whoa, you like to say that you're a fan of the Dwarf, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to smeg

Might as well face it, you're addicted to smeg
Might as well face it, you're addicted to smeg
Might as well face it, you're addicted to smeg
Might as well face it, you're addicted to smeg
Might as well face it, you're addicted to smeg

[BRIDGE]

Your TV's on, can't shut it off
Gotta watch some more Red Dwarf
You watch "Queeg," or "Body Swap"
Or Kryten as a cyber-cop

Whoa, you like to say that you're a fan of the Dwarf, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to smeg

Might as well face it, you're addicted to smeg
Might as well face it, you're addicted to smeg
Might as well face it, you're addicted to smeg
Might as well face it, you're addicted to smeg
Might as well face it, you're addicted to smeg