Instafilk, inspired by TV Guide's "Scifi Girls" issue, and the
various discussion threads about same:


SCIENCE FICTION GIRLS
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "California Girls" by the Beach Boys)

Well, those Vulcan girls are hot
I really dig those pointed ears
And the Klingon chicks with their pointed sticks
Turn me on with the leather they wear

Ivanova insists
That I acknowledge her as God
And Miss Gallumbits with her triple-tits
But I don't care if that's odd

I wish they all could be science fiction
(Wish they all could be science fiction)
I wish they all could be science fiction girls...

Well Farscape has the blue skin
But I'm still partial to green
I see Princess Leia standing over there
But she's dressed up like a Breen

I've been all 'round this TV set
And I've seen all kind of girls
But the cutest face is from outer space
Alien girls, out of this world!

I wish they all could be science fiction
(Wish they all could be science fiction)
I wish they all could be science fiction girls...

Girls, girls, girls, science fiction
Wish they all could be science fiction
[Repeat both to fade]