RANMA
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Lola" by The Kinks)

I met her in my home at the School Tendo
We expected a boy but we saw her there with a panda
That's right, with a panda

She walked up to me and she apologized
I asked her her name, without raising her eyes she said, "Ranma"
That's Saotome Ranma, ra ra ra Ranma

Well I may be a tomboy but I'm not gay
But I was glad to see a girl, not a fiance
Oh my Ranma, ra ra ra Ranma, ra ra ra Ranma

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he looks like a panda after washing him hands
Tell me Ranma, ra ra ra Ranma, ra ra ra Ranma

I said "Let's be friends" and "let's go fight"
But she dodged every left and right
She flipped over me, beat me in the gym
I said, "If a boy had done that I'd kill him!"

Well, I'm not Japan's most observant girl
But what I saw in the bath
It almost made me have to hurl
Ra ra ra Ranma, ra ra ra Ranma

I pushed him away
I walked to the door
Beat him to the floor
I yelled at my dad
I looked at him, and then felt bad

Well that's when I knew that I want him to stay
I always have cold water when I want to play with my Ranma
Ra ra ra Ranma

First he's a girl and then he's a boy
He's a martial art, great big heart, brash but coy
Friend named Ranma
Ra ra ra Ranma, ra ra ra Ranma

Well he showed up just a week before
And I never ever liked any boy before
Ranma smiled and took me by the hand
He said, "I'm a girl, gonna become your man"

Well I'm not the world's most feminine girl
But I know who I like and he is a girl
Name of Ranma
Ra ra ra Ranma, ra ra ra Ranma