I wrote in the rec.arts.anime.fandom,rec.arts.anime.misc thread
"Top Ten Series that shoud never have crossover fic with Ranma":
>>"RANMA AND THE ANGRY INCH" -- An attempt to make Ranma permanently
>>male goes awry, leaving him trapped in a sort of in-between-state...


TAKE ME DOWN
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune "Tear Me Down" by Stephen Trask from "Hedwig")


"Ladies and gentlemen, whether you like or not -- RANMA!"

Don't you know me?
I'm the new Tokyo Tower, baby!
Try and take me down!

I was born as the only heir
Of the Saotome school
My father took me right outta there
Like some kinda mad fool

Amazons and crazy Kunos
They try to break me down
You know that anything goes with me
Try to take me down

I rose out of the cursed spring
With these breasts and a clit
Now every girl wants a wedding ring
The boys all hate me
Every day it's the same old shit

Shapechangers and thieves of panties
They try to break me down
You know that anything goes with me
Try to take me down

"In the year 1958
A tower was erected
Right in the middle of the city of Tokyo.
Japan was experiencing a postwar boom
And the Tokyo Tower
Was the biggest symbol of that new pride.
The world's tallest self-supporting iron tower.
We thought the Tower would stand forever,
But it seems that every week
A new monster or giant robot tries to take it down.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Ranma is like that tower
Standing before you in the crosshairs
Between life and death
Engagement and freedom
Men and Women
Freaks and monsters.
And you can try to take him down
But before you do
Remember one thing..."

Listen
There ain't much of a difference
Between a man and a tower
Without me standing up to them all
You wouldn't last an hour

Relatives and my fiancees
They try to break me down
You know that anything goes with me
Try to take me down