While discussing the plans for a live action Neon Genesis Evangelion movie , someone said that it could be worse... It could be Disney making an Evangelion musical... WE ARE NERV Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org (To the tune of "Be Our Guest" by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman) We are NERV! We are NERV! It is mankind that we serve! To your shelter, hurry up my friend, And we'll defend with verve We'll feed you hot hors d'oeuvres while we throw Angels a curve We'll rip out their vena cavas! Don't believe me? Ask the Evas! They can fight! They can dance! Angels do not stand a chance! Though our pilot may be something of a perv So please don't show Shinji your underpants And then he'll fight for NERV Yes, for NERV! We are NERV! Mighty blade and AT field, that poor Angel's fate is sealed! We ask just give us your trust All our plans must stay unrevealed If you act suspicious We might have to get vicious No use asking any questions We don't need any suggestions We know best, it's no act We'll prevent a Third Impact And it's all on the up-and-up back here at NERV! We're just a defense force We're on your side, of course For we are NERV!