LUM
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States of
America; inspired by the anime series "Urusei Yatsura")

They grabbed Ataru out there in the park
Told him the outlook for the Earth was dark
He was just a pervert and a phony
But now he has to wrestle with an oni

She's Lum, she's Lum, she's Lum
Horns on her head
She's Lum, she's Lum, she's Lum
He wants her dead

Lum told Ataru "I love you"
She got it wrong, he meant to marry Shinobu
Couldn't stop chasing all the girls
And now he's after chicks from all different worlds

She's Lum, she's Lum, she's Lum
Bikini clad
She's Lum, she's Lum, she's Lum
He fears her dad

Lum was overjoyed to see her cousin Ten
He burned Ataru again and again
And then Sakura and princess of crows
Who will he chase next?  Well, nobody knows...

She's Lum, she's Lum, she's Lum
Tiger-striped jugs
She's Lum, she's Lum, she's Lum
Lightning-strike hugs

Is this Lum out of her head?  I think so
Does this Lum want Ataru in bed?  I think so
Does this Lum want Shinobu dead?  I think so
Ataru's mom and dad filled with dread?  I think so