>>SPRINGTIME FOR RIFF-RAFF
>>Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
>>(To the tune of "Springtime for Hitler" by Mel Brooks)

Daniel R. Reitman (dreitman@teleport.com) wrote:
DRR>Now all we need is a filk for Simon Bar Sinister.  :-)

You asked for it...


LISTEN TO WHAT SIMON SAYS
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Listen To What The Man Said" by Paul McCartney)

Underdog, Underdog
I don't care 'bout Underdog
I've got a plan
Well, Simon Bar Sinister is the man

Shoeshine boy takes his pill
Resists my hypnotic will
But I don't care
I've got my evil machine right here

Oh, yes indeed we know
That Simon will win and take control
For that is what Simon says
And Underdog will not say "No"
I have Polly to make him go
That's what Simon says
So won't you listen to what Simon says
I said...

Oh, yes indeed we know
That Simon will win and take control
For that is what Simon says
And Underdog will not say "No"
I have Polly to make him go
That's what Simon says
So won't you listen to what Simon says
I said...

"Where oh where is my Underdog?
 Where oh where is my Underdog?
 Where oh where is my Underdog?
 Yeah, yeah, yeah..."