In rec.arts.anime.misc, there was a thread called "[humor]
Crossovers" where various the contributors crossed over various anime
titles with the titles of other works to get interesting hybrids.
This is my take on a crossover between Dr. Seuss and "I My Me!
Strawberry Eggs", about a teacher who's about to be evicted if he
can't get a job -- and the local school will only hire female
teachers.  So, he makes one small adjustment...


                      I MY ME! GREEN EGGS AND HAM
         by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org


Do you want to lose your home?
Will you be a bum and roam?
Can you be a homeless slob?
Do you want to get a job?
                                        I do not want to lose my home.
                                         I will not be a bum and roam.
                                          I cannot be a homeless slob.
                                           Yes, I want a frigging job!
Will you risk being called "fag"?
Can you do convincing drag?
Do you have a business dress?
Will you clean the girls' gym mess?
                                       I will risk being called "fag".
                                             I can do convincing drag.
                                   I just might have a business dress.
                                     I will clean the girls' gym mess.

                                  I guess I'll try Green Eggs and Ham.
                                    I guess I have to, Sam I My Me Am.



And from the same thread...

I'm Popeye the Sailor Moon
I'm Popeye the Sailor Moon
Don't laugh at my skirt
Or you'll get really hurt
I'm Popeye the Sailor Moon!  *toot*