BIDDING ON THE STOCK OF EBAY
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding)


Log on in the morning sun
I'll still be here when the evening comes
Finding on-line bargains
Impulse buyin', then I search again
Yeah, I'm...

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Bidding on the stock of ebay
Watching my cash roll away
I'm just bidding on the stock of ebay
It's a crime

Bought some bulldogs from Georgia
Paintings of the 'Frisco bay
'Cause I had nothin else to do
And now lots of junk's gonna come my way
So I'm just...

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UPS guys know my name
Every day it remains the same
I sign their papers for my truckload or two
But I guess I know who to blame

Yes, I'm biddin' for crystals that glowed
In my loneliness just hittin' "Reload"
'Nother thousand dollars I blowed
Getting people down my road

Now, I'm just...
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