I was discussing with a member of another cast her
idea to do a Monty Python-themed show at her theater.
I pointed her to my "Rocky Freak Song" as a possible
pre-show <http://boog.org/text/rh-rfok.txt>, and then
came up with this idea.
     I picture it being sung by Frank-N-Furter; with a
group of back-up singers composed of either Transylvanians
or of Frank's male conquests (Eddie, Rocky, and Brad).



THE BUGGERY SONG
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(to the tune of Monty Python's "Money Song" by Eric Idle)


I've got brightly colored condoms for my banana
I've got a lust for pumping buttocks in my gut
I've got tubes and tubes of K-Y
Enough for any anxious gay guy
And I'm looking for a willing big ol' butt

There is nothing quite as wonderful as bugg'ry
There is nothing like a freshly mounted ass
Some people say it's heinous
But I'd rather bang an anus
For it's buggery that makes the world bend down

There is nothing quite as wonderful as bugg'ry
(Bugg'ry bugg'ry)
There is nothing like that winking eye of brown
For hineys I must hanker
Else I'll be a lonely wanker
For it's buggery that makes the world bend down
(Down down down down, down down down down)

You can keep your het'ro ways
But they're only just a phase
For it's bugg'ry, bugg'ry, bugg'ry makes the world bend down

(Bugg'ry bugg'ry bugg'ry bugg'ry)
(Bugg'ry bugg'ry bugg'ry bugg'ry)
(BUGGERY!)