AILIX SUCKS
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Cleveland Rocks", the Drew Carey Show version)
(Inspired by "Bruno the Bandit", http://www.brunothebandit.com/
...specifically, the "No Offense" storyline)


Ahhhhhh...
All you atheists follow me
'Gainst the priests above
We're so pissed at Ailixists
With all their peace and love

Eatin' dragon wings as we spit at kings
Cuz, Ailix sucks!
Ailix sucks!
Harios rule and Ailixists drool
Cuz, Ailix sucks! (Ailix sucks)
Ailix sucks! (Ailix sucks)

In Rothland!