Back Slash's Writings

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I decided it would be a good idea to have one page listing all of my various writings; instead of leaving them scattered about on several different pages. This way, it's easy to see all of them at a glance; and if you're already familiar with my stuff in one genre, this gives you a chance to see if I'm just as good (or bad!) when I write in other areas. These stories, song parodies, and such are primarily in ASCII text format; and this page will grow as I continue to write more. My Lovecraftian short story "Blackness Over Burrillville" won an award in the The 1997 MythosWeb OnLine Awards (Best Longer Story category)... I started the Normal Innocent Bystander's Survival Guide (a sequel to those other Things To Do lists -- hero, evil overlord, etc.) and I'm a contributor to a number of Top5 lists. Some of my other posts to UseNet occasionally show up on alt.humor.best-of-usenet...

I've created a number of graphics, utilities, and such for various computers (Apple, Mac, PC/Windows)

There's a special page dedicated to my award-winning Rocky Horror South Park Show containing artwork and stuff...

Here's Yellow Submarine, a bit of Beatles-inspired ASCII art that I did

Writer's Realm Web Ring!

My Anime/Cartoon Stuff:

(If you have a problem with "anime" and "cartoon" being used together, then bite me, fanboy)

A Gay Homosexual ("Simply Irrestible" - Robert Palmer) -- SOUTH PARK

Ailix Sucks ("Cleveland Rocks" - The Drew Carey Show version) -- BRUNO THE BANDIT

Big Gay Al ("You Can Call Me Al" - Paul Simon) -- SOUTH PARK

Bohemian Exodus ("Bohemian Rhapsody" - Queen) -- PRINCE OF EGYPT

Chef ("Theme from 'Shaft'" - Isaac "Chef" Hayes) -- SOUTH PARK

City of Townsville ("Margaritaville" - Jimmy Buffett) -- POWERPUFF GIRLS

Cthulhu Fhtagn ("Hakuna Matata" from The Lion King)

Cthulhu-Maniacs ("Animaniacs!" theme song)

Duel With The Rose Bride ("Walk On The Wild Side" - Lou Reed) -- SHOUJO KAKUMEI UTENA

I My Me! Green Eggs and Ham ("Green Eggs and Ham" style - Dr. Seuss) -- I MY ME! STRAWBERRY EGGS

(I Wish They All Could Be) Powerpuff Girls ("California Girls" - Beach Boys) -- POWERPUFF GIRLS

Listen To What Simon Says ("Listen To What The Man Said" - Paul McCartney) -- UNDERDOG

Lum ("Lump" - Presidents of the USA) -- URUSEI YATSURA

Miki ("Mickey" - Toni Basil) -- SHOUJO KAKUMEI UTENA

Multi-Purpose Cultured Cat Girl ... (the "Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles" theme song) -- NUKU NUKU / GHOST IN SHELL

Pig and Elephant DNA ("Everybody's Working for the Weekend" - Loverboy) -- SOUTH PARK

Ranma ("Lola" - The Kinks) -- RANMA 1/2

The Ranma Horror Kuno Show -- ROCKY HORROR / RANMA 1/2 CROSSOVER

The Rocky Horror South Park Show -- ROCKY HORROR / SOUTH PARK CROSSOVER

The Rocky Horror Powerpuff Show -- a ROCKY HORROR / POWERPUFF GIRLS CROSSOVER

Take Me Down ("Tear Me Down" - Steven Trask, from "Hedwig") -- RANMA 1/2

School House Rocky: Interjections! -- ROCKY HORROR / SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK CROSSOVER

Secret Cranky Office Temp's Theme Song ("Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" - the Beatles) -- SLUGGY FREELANCE

South Park ("Love Shack" - B-52s) -- SOUTH PARK

South Park's Twelve Days of Christmas (Why not? Everyone else and their brother did it) -- SOUTH PARK

Torg ("Lump" - Presidents of the USA) -- SLUGGY FREELANCE

Training Ground Jusenko ("Mexican Radio" - Wall of Voodoo) -- RANMA 1/2

Transylvanians ("Animaniacs!" theme song)

We Are NERV ("Be Our Guest" - Alan Menken and Howard Ashman) -- NEON GENESIS EVANGELION

Wendy ("Rio" - Duran Duran) -- SOUTH PARK

My Babylon 5 Stuff:

(If you're not up-to-date on the Babylon 5 storyline, and do not wish to see spoilers for episodes you haven't seen yet, I have listed after each song the most current episode for which the song may be considered a spoiler)

Deathwalker ("Heartbreaker" -- Pat Benatar) -- Episode 109, Deathwalker

Super-Duper Great Machine of Epsilon Three ("Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" -- Raye Don and Prince Hughie) -- Episode 119, A Voice in the Wilderness, Part II

The One ("One" from "A Chorus Line") -- Episode 120, Babylon Squared

Mister Morden ("Mr. Sandman" -- The Chordettes) -- Episode 209, The Coming of Shadows

Smacking Down the Narns ("Burning Down the House" - Talking Heads) -- Episode 222, The Fall of Night

In the Psi Corps ("In the Navy" - Village People) -- Episode 314, Ship of Tears

Turning Minbari ("Turning Japanese" - The Vapors) -- Episode 317, War Without End, Part II

Will I Survive ("I Will Survive" - Gloria Gaynor) -- Episode 322, Z'Ha'Dum

Springtime for Sheridan ("Springtime for Hitler" - Mel Brooks) -- Episode 406, Into the Fire

Falling Down on Minbari ("Rolling Down to Old Maui") -- Episode 413, Rumors, Bargains, and Lies

Stayin' Alive on Babylon 5 ("Y.M.C.A." - Village People) -- Episode 421, Rising Star

My Cthulhu/Lovecraft Stuff:

Blackness Over Burrillville (an award-winning mythos story I wrote)

Cthulhu Fhtagn ("Hakuna Matata" from The Lion King)

Cthulhu-Maniacs ("Animaniacs!" theme song)

Glimpse of Cthulhu ("Spoonful of Sugar" - Richard and Robert Sherman)

It's Not Just a Job -- It isn't Mythos; but you may like it anyway.

Let Me Out Before You Go Mad ("Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" - Wham!)

Lovecraftian haiku and rap!?!

Lovecraftian limericks written by me and other alt.horror.cthulhu members

REM-Animator ("Stand" - REM)

The Stars Are Right ("The Age of Aquarius" from Hair)

'Twas the Call of Cthulhu ("'Twas the Night Before Christmas")

Walk Like A Deep One ("Walk Like An Eqyptian" - The Bangles)

Yes, Here Comes Great Cthulhu ("Yes We Have No Bananas" - Frank Silver and Irving Cohn)

My Rocky Horror/Shock Treatment Stuff:

The Rocky Horror South Park Show (a Rocky Horror/South Park Crossover)

The Rocky Horror Powerpuff Show (a Rocky Horror/Powerpuff Girls Crossover)

School House Rocky: Interjections! (a Rocky Horror/Schoolhouse Rock Crossover)

Bedthumper ("Tubthumper" - Chumbawumba)

Black Fishnets ("Blue Velvet" - Bobby Vincent)

Bother, Arthur ("Dammit, Janet" from "Rocky Horror")

The Buggery Song (Monty Python's "Money Song")

The Castle at Frankie's ("Copa Cabana" - Barry Manilow)

Castle Transylvania ("Hotel California" - Eagles)

Come Time Warp ("Come Dancing" - The Kinks)

DammitJa.net 404 ("Dammit, Janet" from "Rocky Horror")

Denver, Denver ("Denton USA" from "Shock Treatment")

Divas in Vegas ("Viva Las Vegas" - Elvis)

Doctor Frankfurter ("Lady Madonna" - Lennon/McCartney)

Doctor Went Down To Denton ("The Devil Went Down To Georgia" - Charlie Daniels Band)

Don't You Want Me Janet ("Don't You Want Me" - Human League)

Dressin' Up Like Ritz ("Puttin' On The Ritz" - Irving Berlin)

Everybody Run... ("The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" - Julie Brown)

Fishnet Fiesta ("Copa Cabana" - Barry Manilow)

Floorshow Blitz ("Ballroom Blitz" - Sweet)

Frank Took Them All Night Long ("You Shook Me All Night Long" - AC/DC)

Frankfurter's Castle ("Gilligan's Island" Theme Song)

The Frankie Bunch ("The Brady Bunch" Theme Song)

Frankie's Girl ("Jessie's Girl" - Rick Springfield)

Fred's New Rocky/Weird Al Van ("Frank's 2000-Inch TV" - Weird Al Yankovic) ... SEE THE VAN!

He's Banging Brad ("It's Raining Men" - The Weather Girls)

Heartbreak Castle ("Heartbreak Castle" - Elvis)

Hi, My Name's Brad ("Life is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)" - Reunion)

Homo Arigato, Doctor Frankfurter ("Mister Roboto" - Styx)

Hoopla! ("Song 2" [the "Woo-hoo!" song] by Blur)

Hot for Creature ("Hot for Teacher" - Van Halen)

I Am The Very Model of a Modern Transylvanian (Gilbert & Sullivan's "...Modern Major General")

I Hate Myself For Loving Frank ("I Hate Myself For Loving You" - Joan Jett anf the Blackhearts)

(I Smell) Brad and Janet ("Sex and Candy" - Marcy Playground)

(I'm a) Sweet Tran ("Soul Man" - Sam & Dave)

I'm The Monster ("I'm Too Sexy" - Right Said Fred)

In The Rocky Show ("I Love Rock & Roll" - Joan Jett anf the Blackhearts)

It's Curry We Love ("You Can't Hurry Love" - Phil Collins) -- The Temple of Tim anthem

Jerkin' Off ("Breakin' Out" from "Shock Treatment")

(A Little Ditty About) Brad and Janet ("Jack and Diane" - John Cougar Mellencamp)

Little Glass Bong ("Little Black Dress" from "Shock Treatment")

Magentas Anonymous

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha ("Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show")

Money For Farley ("Money for Nothing" - Dire Straits)

Moon Drenched Shores of Transylvania ("Strawberry Fields Forever" - Lennon/McCartney)

My Part Will Go On ("My Heart Will Go On" - Celine Dion)

Nell ("Hell" - Squirrel Nut Zippers)

One Night In Denton ("One Night in Bangkok" from the musical "Chess")

Only Rocky Horror ("Only Rock and Roll" - Rolling Stones)

O-S-C-A-R (To the tune of an old Oscar Mayer bologna commercial)

Ranma Horror Kuno Show (a Rocky Horror/Ranma � Crossover)

Raw Hind ("Rawhide" Theme Song)

Rocky Fan ("Rocket Man" - Elton John and Bernie Taupin)

The Rocky Freak Song (Monty Python's "The Lumberjack Song")

Rocky Girl ("Punk Rock Girl" - Dead Milkmen)

Rocky Horror Alternate Endings

The Rocky Horror Pants List

Sandra Dee/Brush-A ("Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show")

Sanity and Vanity ("Ebony and Ivory" - Paul McCartney)

See You 'Round Like a CD ("See You 'Round Like a Record" - Little Nell)

Sex Trek ("Star Trek" [original series] Opening)

She Blinded Me With Sequins ("She Blinded Me With Science" - Thomas Dolby)

Sheena Is A Frank Furter ("Sheena Is A Punk Rocker" - The Ramones)

Springtime for Riff-Raff ("Springtime for Hitler" - Mel Brooks)

Super Poofta ("Super Trouper" - Abba)

Sweet Home Transylvania ("Sweet Home Alabama" - Lynyrd Skynyrd)

(At The Frankenstein Place) There's a Light (Rodgers & Hammerstein's "Oh, What a Beautiful Morning")

Top Ten Lists for Rocky Horror and Shock Treatment

Theater Virgin ("Like a Virgin" - Madonna)

Touch Of Gray (The Sal Piro Song) ("Touch Of Grey" - Grateful Dead)

Towson, Maryland ("Denton USA" from "Shock Treatment")

Tranny Wanted ("Nanny" from "Mary Poppins")

Transvestite Paradise ("Gangsta's Paradise" - Coolio/"Amish Paradise" - Weird Al Yankovic)

Transylvanian Hillbillies ("Beverly Hillbillies" Theme Song)

Transylvanian Radio ("Mexican Radio" - Wall of Voodoo)

Transylvanians ("Animaniacs!" Theme Song)

Wake Me Up Before You Floorshow ("Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" - Wham!)

Walk Like A Transvestite ("Walk Like An Eqyptian" - The Bangles)

We Always Start A Flamewar ("We Didn't Start The Fire" - Billy Joel)

Werewolves of Denton ("Werewolves of London" - Warren Zevon)

You're a Hot Dog, Frank Furter ("Blister in the Sun" - Violent Femmes)

The Rocky Horror Freak Code (under construction)

My Star Trek Stuff:

Bajoran in the UFP ("Born in the USA" - Bruce Springsteen)

'Faced Oddity ("Space Oddity" - David Bowie) -- About the USS Murgatroid

Fifty Ways to Kill Voyager ("Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover" - Paul Simon)

Hey Dax ("Relax" - Frankie Goes To Hollywood) -- Spoiler for DS9 Tears of the Prophets!

Imagine No More Voyager ("Imagine" - John Lennon)

It's a Deus (Ex Machina) ("Rock Me Amadeus" - Falco) -- Spoiler for DS9 Sacrifice of Angels!

MiSTing: Imzadi II Excerpt (from the Pocketbooks site)

R.A.S.C. Trekkin' ("Star Trekkin'" - The Firm)

The Rocky Freak Song (Monty Python's "The Lumberjack Song")

Ratings Slide Away ("Slip Sliding Away" - Paul Simon)

Seven of Nine ("Stayin' Alive" - BeeGees)

Sex Trek (the Rocky Horror version of the original series opening)

Son'a, Baku ("Sunrise, Sunset" from "Fiddler on the Roof") -- Spoiler for Star Trek: Insurrection!

Spocky and the Brain ("Pinky and the Brain" theme song)

Springtime for Janeway ("Springtime for Hitler" - Mel Brooks)

A Starfleet Man ("A British Tar" from Gilbert & Sullivan's "H.M.S. Pinafore")

Star Trek XLVII (the "Black Adder" theme song)

The UPN Network Suit Song (Monty Python's "The Lumberjack Song")

USS Murgatroid Theme Song ("The Love Boat" - P. Williams and C. Fox)

Another USS Murgatroid Theme Song (The "Freakazoid!" theme song)

A Voyager Top Ten List and the Voyager Crewmember's Lament

Star Trek: The Quest for the Holy Grail!!

My Other, Miscellaneous Filks:

Addicted to Smeg ("Addicted to Love" - Robert Palmer) -- RED DWARF

Angry Grinch ("Angry Inch" - Steven Trask, from the musical/movie Hedwig and the Angry Inch)

Bawdy Christmas Carols (TTTO various songs)

Bidding on the Stock of Ebay ("Sitting on the Dock of the Bay" - Otis Redding)

Blood Tide ("Tongue Tied" - Danny John-Jules) -- BLADE II / RED DWARF

Blowin' Bill Clinton ("Blowin' In The Wind" - Bob Dylan)

The Buggery Song (Monty Python's "Money Song")

Caffeine ("Cocaine" - Eric Clapton)

Clinton the Red-Faced Prez-Man ("Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" - Johnny Marks)

Don't Fear the Peeper ("Don't Fear the Reaper" - Blue Öyster Cult) -- alt.fan.tom-servo / KPS

Every Filk Is Sacred (Monty Python's "Every Sperm Is Sacred") -- REC.MUSIC.FILK

Exit Sandman ("Enter Sandman" - Metallica) -- LOGAN'S RUN

Gamer ("Loser" - Beck) -- ROLE-PLAYING GAMES

Gathering Day ("Come Out And Play" - Offspring) -- HIGHLANDER

Get Some Slack (Chez Geek) ("Paint It Black" - The Rolling Stones) -- CHEZ GEEK

Girls Just Want To Munch Rug ("Girls Just Want To Have Fun" - Cyndi Lauper)

Hey, Dude ("Hey, Jude" - Paul McCartney) -- DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?

Hey, Joe Lieberman ("Hey Joe" - Jimi Hendrix)

History ("Yesterday" - Paul McCartney and John Lennon)

Hitchhiker Guy ("American Pie" - Don McClean) -- DOUGLAS ADAMS (HHGTTG) TRIBUTE

I Like Caffeine ("I Like Chinese" - Eric Idle)

Intel Inside ("Devil Inside" - INXS)

(I See A Kettle And I Want To) Call It Black ("Paint It Black" - The Rolling Stones)

In My Killfile ("Under My Thumb" - The Rolling Stones)

It's Raining Thread ("It's Raining Men" - The Weather Girls) -- DRAGONRIDERS OF PERN

I've Got A Little List (September 2001) (Gilbert & Sullivan's "I've Got A Little List")

I Wanna Be Cremated (Joey Is A Dead Rocker) ("I Wanna Be Sedated" - The Ramones)

I Wanna Be Fellated ("I Wanna Be Sedated" - The Ramones)

I Wanna Piece Of Bacon ("I Wanna Be Sedated" - The Ramones) -- THE ATKINS DIET

Jurassic Love Boat ("The Love Boat" - P. Williams and C. Fox)

Just Joe Gigolo ("Just A Gigolo" - Leonello Casucci/Irving Caesar) -- A.I.

Left Winger For Sure ("Dead Ringer For Love" - Meatloaf)

Let Her Blow ("Let It Snow" - Frank Sinatra)

Lickin' My Love (In All The Wrong Places) ("Lookin' for Love in All the Wrong Places" - Johnny Lee)

Life on a Battlestar ("Love is a Battlefield" - M. Chapman, B. Knight) -- BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Old Gharlane ("Penny Lane" - Paul McCartney and John Lennon)-- "Doc" E.E. Smith's LENSMAN series, and Gharlane of Eddore (RIP)

Only One (Kurgen's Other Theme) ("One" from "A Chorus Line") -- HIGHLANDER

Pee Standing ("Free Falling" - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers) -- restrooms.org/standing.html

Peep Peep ("Beep Beep" - Donald Claps & Carlk Ciccheti) -- alt.fan.tom-servo / KPS

Pepsi One ("One" from "A Chorus Line")

Perjury/Nowhere Prez ("Yesterday"/"Nowhere Man" - Paul McCartney and John Lennon)

Revolution Number Nine ("Love Potion Number Nine" - The Searchers)

Ring Time for Sauron ("Springtime for Hitler" - Mel Brooks) -- LORD OF THE RINGS

Salesman ("Soul Man" - Sam & Dave)

Sam Kinison, Galactic Patrol -- "Doc" E.E. Smith's LENSMAN series

Science Fiction Girls ("California Girls" - Beach Boys)

Sit On A Happy Face ("Put On A Happy Face" - Lee Adams & Charlie Strouse)

Soylent Green ("Silent E" - Tom Lehrer)

Speed/Time Wizard ("Pinball Wizard" - The Who) -- THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND TIME

Staring At Your Thingies ("Wrapped Around Your Finger" - The Police)

Sympathy for the Emperor ("Sympathy for the Devil" - Rolling Stones) -- STAR WARS

The Servo Fan Song (Monty Python's "The Lumberjack Song") -- alt.fan.tom-servo / KPS

Tubeful of K-Y ("Spoonful of Sugar" - Richard and Robert Sherman, from "Mary Poppins")

Twelve Days of Vodka ("Twelve Days of Christmas" - Traditional)

V.P. Albert / Hillary Clinton ("Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey" - Paul McCartney & Wings)

White Trash Fight ("White Christmas" - Irving Berlin) -- JERRY SPRINGER

Why Don't We Get Drunk And Peep ("Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw" - Jimmy Buffett) -- alt.fan.tom-servo / KPS

Words on the Screen ("Dust in the Wind" - Kansas)