REM-ANIMATOR
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Stand" by REM)

[CHORUS]
Lie to your roommate just like Ollie North
Now at U. Miskatonic
Wonder why you ran from Europe
The gland is the place to inject, Herbert West
Give him your glowing reagent
Wonder how that dead guy got up

If you are confused, chop off his head
Then bring the pieces back from the dead
The corpse is going to be on the slab
The morgue is there as your private lab, so

[CHORUS]

The corpse is going to be on the slab
The morgue is there as your private lab
If bodies were trees, the trees would be moving
Get the Dean's daughter, and now you are grooving

[CHORUS]

If bodies were trees, the trees would be moving
Get the Dean's daughter, and now you are grooving
The corpse is going to be on the slab
The morgue is there as your private lab

Lie (like!) Ollie North
Now at U. Miskatonic
Wonder why you ran from Europe
The gland (gland!) Herbert West
Give him your glowing reagent
Wonder how that dead guy got up

[CHORUS]

Lie in the school Dean's office
(Ollie North)
Stand up to Professor Hill
(Herbert West)
Run from the army of dead
The corpse is going to be on the slab
Ollie North
Professor is giving head
The morgue is there as your private lab
Inject the gland