CTHULHU FHTAGN
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of the "Kahuna Matata" from "The Lion King")

[This educational song is a favorite with the kids in Innsmouth,
Massachusetts; and is often performed on special religious
occasions...  in this particular case by the cultists Timon
Gilman and Silas "Pumbaa" Waterly, with child Simba Scott
participating.]

TIMON
  Cthulhu fhtagn!
  Chant it from all the deeps

PUMBAA
  Cthulhu fhtagn!
  Means our master sleeps

TIMON
  And when he wakes up
  The whole world's his for keeps

TIMON & PUMBAA
  He'll wipe the world free
  Of humanity

TIMON
  Cthulhu fhtagn!

[Spoken]

SIMBA
  Cthulhu fhtagn?

PUMBAA
  Yeah, it's our motto.

SIMBA
  What's a motto?

TIMON
  Amato?  One of our brethren in the US Congress!  [laughs]

PUMBAA
  You know what, kid?
  Someday Cthulhu will take away all your problems...

TIMON
  That's right! Take Pumbaa for example.

[Song resumes]

TIMON
  Why, when he still looked human...

PUMBAA
  When I still looked humaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

TIMON
  Very nice.

PUMBAA
  Thanks!

TIMON
  He found that his species lacked a certain appeal
  To just clear the whole planet was his whole ideal

PUMBAA
  I know that it's evil, not what I oughta
  So I left all my friends, moved underwater
  And oh, the shame

TIMON
  He was ashamed!

PUMBAA
  Wondered what was to blame

TIMON
  Don't blame it one the rain!

PUMBAA
  I moved into the muck

TIMON
  How did you feel?

PUMBAA
  Went to rituals and...

TIMON
  Pumbaa!  Not in front of the kids!

PUMBAA
  Oh...  Sorry.

TIMON & PUMBAA
  Cthulhu fhtagn!
  Chant it from all the deeps
  Cthulhu fhtagn!
  Means our master sleeps

SIMBA
  And when he wakes up
  The whole world's his for keeps

TIMON
  Yeah, sing it, kid!

TIMON & SIMBA
  He'll wipe the world free

PUMBAA
  Of humanity

ALL
  Cthulhu fhtagn!