CTHULHU-MANIACS
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of the "Animaniacs!" theme song)

It's time for Cthulhu-Maniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
While we hack you with an ax
We're Cthulhu-Maniacs!

Come join us down in Innsmouth
Where the people all are odd
Just for spice we'll sacrifice
A virgin to our god
He's locked up on his island
Until the stars are right
Then he'll get loose,
Come after youse,
And then you'll see the light!

We're Cthulhu-Maniacs
Gugs are cute but have no backs
We eat humans for our snacks
We beat death and pay no tax
We're Cthulhu-Maniacs!

Meet Wilbur and his Bro
Who want to steal the planet Earth
Nyarlathotep has a thousand forms
And a dang'rous sense of mirth
Shub Niggurath has kids
A thousand young or more
HPL is dead, we have his head
So now he's writing more!

We're Cthulhu-Maniacs!
We slip in through the cracks!
We're zany to the max
We have tentacles in our slacks
We're Cthulhu-Many, totally insane-y
Mi-Go steal your brain-y
Cthulhu-Maniacs!

Those are the facts!