SMACKING DOWN THE NARNS
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Burning Down The House" by the Talking Heads)
(Inspired by episodes up to 222, "The Fall of Night")


Londo
You might get what you ask for
Mollari
Stay out of the shadows
Here comes Mr. Morden now
Smacking down the Narns

Hold tight
Wait till the fighting's over
Not right
Working with the Lord Refa
This cannot be the right way
Smacking down the Narns

Get dressed up and drink no more
Time to meet the Emperor
His delegation is here
Will he ever get his say
Peace will try some other day
This will all end in fire

The Narn
They used to be our slave race
Smackdown
Means putting them in their place
Five hundred Narns per Centauri
Smacking down the Narns

We were once a mighty race
Just like sharks from out of space
Now we've gone in decline
We just want fragging respect
Humans, what did you expect
Taking back what was mine

Homeworld
Hit Narn with outlawed mass drivers
That's might
Don't care about the 'Fivers
The non-aligned worlds will be next
Smacking down the Narns

Now Citizen G'Kar resists
On his removal we insist
As the death toll mounts higher
I don't know what you have heard
We're just culling out the herd
This will all end in fire

Smacking down the Narns