THE SUPER-DUPER GREAT MACHINE OF EPSILON THREE
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" by Raye Don and
 Prince Hughie)
(Inspired by episode 119, "A Voice in the Wilderness, Part II")


He was Delenn's mentor and friend from old Minbari way
He had philosophy that sentients laugh and play
He was the best man from his caste
But that was so long ago and now he yearns for the past
And then he got a call, via holography
From the Super-Duper Great Machine of Epsilon Three

The old keeper appeared to Londo, Draal, and Jeff
He really wasn't well, causing a major mess
He needed help from someone nice
Who understood the first rule of sentient sacrifice
And Draal preferred it to his HMO company
In the Super-Duper Great Machine of Epsilon Three

A boom, a boom, a boom today and yesterday

The keeper's race returned to Claim the Great Machine
He won't give it up unless it's to someone who ain't ugly and mean
There's a Minbari now keeping the planet free
In the Super-Duper Great Machine of Epsilon Three

They found the Super-Duper Great Machine of Epsilon Three
When the planet's super secret got out the races all wanted it
And when the Hyperion showed up the fan hit the shit
For the Super-Duper Great Machine of Epsilon Three

You put your right foot in, your left foot out, you shake about
And that is what it is all about
It don't mean a thing, Draal likes it anyway, it's good to sing
He's got full archives now of human MTV
In the Super-Duper Great Machine of Epsilon Three

And all the boys went down the hole to the machine
Varn told them that one would stay, you know what I mean
Londo wanted to be braver
Be since he passed the honor Delenn owes a favor
Then she said "Sinclair, no; you have a destiny,
Give Draal the Super-Duper Great Machine of Epsilon Three"

Draal's on the planet now, running machinery
In the Super-Duper Great Machine of Epsilon Three

The Super-Duper Great Machine of Epsilon Three!