FALLING DOWN ON MINBARI Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org Inspired by Laurie Skutell -- laurie@Capital.Net (To the tune of "Rolling Down to Old Maui", author unknown) (Inspired by episode 413, "Rumors, Bargains, and Lies") It's a difficult time No reason or rhyme Valen's prophecies foretold That when the nine have been split The fan will get hit Strand the religious in the cold And you'll be sad to learn That our cities burn From their insurrection No Minbari kill And that is true still But they've found an exception [Chorus] Falling down on Minbari, Delenn Falling down on Minbari Our homes they blast The warrior caste Falling down on Minbari We need your help, Impertinent whelp That we all just dissed last year But if you'll be our savior We will change our behavior We will even praise your neat hair Just give us a token Tell us why you have spoken With that nasty guy, Neroon? Remember your class Delenn, please save our asses Better make it soon [Chorus] So we tried Some mass suicide Her motives weren't clear We're mistaken But he saved our bacon That meddling Lennier Our most cherished ways How we live our days Are falling down upon us But what can we do We're asking of you We're too religious to cuss [Chorus]