YET ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF THE BOZAK
Episode I: A new hero, an old Bozak

A Manga Master Production


Cast:
Chang Ling Fenz- Christian Brock
Woo Den Fenz- Alan Debufaugh
Lo Fat- Scott Parmely
Ryu Ewe- Stephen Brock
Tang Duane- Johnson
Rock Man- Derrick Roberson
Trunks- Jason Greene
Nut- Beamer Pickert
Nad- Eric Pickert


lights up
Nature trail.

Lo Fat is walking along looking paranoid when he is jumped by two minions. Nut grabs Lo's arms.

Nad: There you are, we've been looking for you.
Nut: Yeah, you're gonna get it now!

Nad begins punching Lo. Chang & Woo walk on.

Woo: Hey you there! What do you think you're doing, beating up that old man?
Nut: Uh oh, lets get out of here.

minions run off, Lo drops to floor sitting on his bum. Chang & Woo run over to him, and help him up.

Chang: Are you all right?
Lo: I'm only 20, I'm not old!
Woo: All right sorry, are you OK? Who were they and why did they jump you?
Lo: I'm alright, they were the faceless minions of Lord Ballz: Nut and Nad they were after my lunch money, but why did you have to scare them off , I had them right where I wanted them.
Woo: Punching you in the kidney?
Chang: Hmmn, Lord Ballz is bad news perhaps we can be of asistance, I am Chang Ling Fenz, this is my brother Woo Den Fenz, we have traveled far and seek refuge for the night, can you help us?
Lo: Sure, I am Fat, Lo Fat I will take you to my friend Ryu Ewe's house you can rest there.

the 3 walk off toward back of room, lights down

lights up
Throne room

Ballz is seated with minions kneeling in front of him, Tang standing beside him

Ballz: ... You actually attempted to stuff lime jello down his shorts? That's so evil, I love it! Now then are you sure it was them?
Nad: Yes Lord, we recognized the two Sholin Monks from the posters in the lobby and your reward posters on the community bulletin board.
Ballz: Perfect, those two wlotsome, xylocephalous, yearning zoophytes will fall into my, uh, my...TANG!
Tang: Plan sir.
Ballz: My plan! Yes, they will fall into my plan. (bad guy laugh)

lights down as Ballz is laughing

lights up
Inn

Lo, Chang, Woo & Ryu sit at a table

Lo: This is my friend Ryu Ewe he is like a brother to me.
Ryu: Oi.
Lo: So from where do you travel and where do you go?
Chang: We are the last Sholin Monks from the temple of the Bozak, and we are headed toward Furinken to find a Bozak master by the name of Hotomo No Benbe that we might study with him and learn his technique.
Lo: Wow, can we go?
Woo: The journey will be long and perilous, are you sure?
Lo: I am already a master of the hidden weapon, I studied under a blind Chinese master who had a fetish for hair care products.
Ryu: And I am a master of the invisicple power with my wave motion force technique.
Woo: Invisicple Power? What's that?

Ryu flicks the air toward woo from across the table and Woo feels it

Woo: Ow!

enter Rock Man and Minions, strike dramatic pose

Rock: HA HA! Bozak monks your time has come! I Rock Man will see to that! Minions, attack!

Rock & minions rush forward and engage 4 in combat, Chang uses flashy martial arts, Woo uses bungling martial arts, Lo uses odd items from his trench, Ryu uses his I.power, minions are beaten

Chang: It's just you and me now Rock Man.
Rock: My "Rock Technique" makes me impervious there is no need to even try. (summoning "Rock Technique")

2 begin to fight, Chang's attacks have no effect but Rock's hit hard, Chang begins losing shirt gets ripped

Woo: Chang, you must use the Bozak, it is your only hope!
Chang: That's it! Rock Man, you don't know what you've gotten your self into. "Now I shall summon all the mystical powers of the Bozak"

Chang performs Bozak Katta, resumes fighting using bozak offensively, Rock begins losing, gets stunned and starts swaying, Chang & Woo do a Kame Hame Ha with their crotch, Ryu & Trunks throw normal KHH, Rock flies off stage.

Woo: Here's where we strike a triumphant pose.

all strike pose, lights down


lights up
Throne Room

Ballz is pacing with Tang watching him.

Ballz: I don't understand it! How could Rock Man possibly have been beaten?
Tang: My Lord, how did you know so soon that Rock Man was defeated?
Ballz: Tang, don't patronize me with your inexplicable grasp of the tangible! Did you forget that I too have a copy of the, uh, that, that, you know paper thingy....
Tang: Script.
Ballz: Yeah, that too. HA HA! I'll get them next time because this isn't feature length it's only one episode!! (maniacal laugh, begins to cough) -ehem- sorry.

lights down



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